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T O U R ‘91
By Jawwad A. Farid

 

Once upon a time, in an ordinary lane off Shara-e-Faisal, someone came up with a brilliant idea (on conditions of anonymity, of course), within days posters appeared out of nowhere on the main notice board of an innocent looking bungalow, in the ordinary lane off Shahra-e-Faisal. A few found their way inside the student study too, and the news spread, from ear to ear, on the local grapevine. For weeks the three words were whispered, commented on, asked … ARE YOU GOING. Plans were made, remade, cancelled. Names noted, withdrawn and yet re-noted again. But the summer went on unconcerned and so did quite a few students in an innocent looking bungalow, off Shahra-e-Faisal.

Day 1, Day2

A month later, a very usual scene was seen on the local Cant Station. Around 30 or so ordinary, run of the mill teenagers, dressed in faded jeans and loose shirts, cotton t-shirts and suits and various other contemporary fashion outfits were assembled in a not so remote corner besides a Pindi bound train. There were a couple of concerned parents, sisters, brothers and a few Qulis adding to the variety of the scene. The time was 8:30 in the morning of 27th July 1991. A very fateful day in the normally unfateful lives of 40 or so Karachities.

Like most stories, this one too started off on a slow note. As slow as a certain express that runs on the route of Karachi and Pindi. It was a lovely day. Overcast skies, and a slight breeze, typical Karachi weather. Some one (who later turned out to be Hassan) had the decency of bringing along a portable stereo. A yellow portable stereo, which in later days became an extremely prized possession.

For the first few hours, it was an extremely uneventful beginning. The initial excitement faded out, people got comfortable and settled down. The so-called express moved, stopped, moved, moved in a non-stop sequence. Incidentally, Someone up there, decided that a certain batch of 40 people was getting too comfortable and turned on the heat, full blast. It just started getting hot and hot and hotter and still hotter. An endless nightmare, which began with normal sweat, and ended when a fully pressed white Kurta Shalwar turned a brownish shade of yellow. (I know who wore that Kurta Shalwar, and so do 39 other sufferers, the rest of you GUESS)

By nightfall things had livened up. A very enthusiastic youngster, who had began melting was down to a runner’s vest and shorts, but couldn’t help the melting bit. Followed by two other who chose to turn in their jeans for something more comfortable. Cards were out, a couple of Reader’s digest, a Robin Cook, and the yellow stereo was going strong. Those who could chat were chatting; a few tried sleeping and succeeded (and later woke up to find their shoelaces tied to the berths). Yet others were rudely awakened by a pail of cold water, but for the rest of us it was heat, sweat and boredom (Famous words of Sahar Siddiqui, printed without permission.) Punjab was beautiful. It symbolized the fact that only 12 hours of our journey remained. Lahore came and went. The first casualty occurred when Chups dropped off. And Shazi man joined us. Quite a few of us thought, hoped begged, prayed that it would be snowing in Pindi. (It was the heat) But it wasn’t.

When Pindi finally came, most of the lot looked miserable, felt miserable and acted miserable. Of course there were some who left others far behind. One particular, unshaven, slightly dazed, youth was named “The summary of Awami” (Guess again dear readers). But the dreaded train ride was over and for the time being it was all that mattered.

Hotel Citizen, if first impressions are anything to go by looked glorious. There were rooms, with attached baths, and beds (for those who couldn’t get their hands on a sleeper the night before). And the first showers were one of the most widely acclaimed blessings of the Almighty. The ex-graduates had planned something at Simly lake and we left, all tucked comfortably in bus, around 5:30 in the evening. Had a good time and good food. Later in the night most of us discovered how hot it can get in a hotel room in Pindi.

Day 3

9 ‘0’ clock next morning and we were off to Besham. The tire went flat at Khanpur. Somewhere around Taxila. But it was the first time around for most of us and it was beautiful. A hand pump pumping crystal clear cold water, two fruit stands and a local cassette shop were patronized by 15 or so strangely dressed teenagers. The flat was fixed and we later stopped at Abbotabad for lunch.

Abbotabad, one word, total knockout. It looked like an ordinary northern city. Green, lots of Pathans, lots of shops and beautiful. There was an old deserted church where we’d stopped and some of us went exploring. (The now famous snap. ‘An Idiot by a tree’, An Idiot by a tree with a Church in the background’ and ‘An Idiot by a tree with a church in the background and flowers in his hand’ was taken somewhere around then). Also climbed an overhead bridge with a breathtaking view. Home of Puffers on the right, Home of Baluchs on the left and the CMH straight ahead.

Had to move on because Besham was waiting for us. We passed stepped fields and mountains and dry streams. And valleys and ridges and rivers(occasionally).Wherever you looked, it was green and gorgeous and gorgeous and green. Simply too good for words. Yousuf proposed the shifting of the college campus to this area. Then Besham sort of refused to appear. A number of theories were proposed. Besham must be on some other road. May be Besham has moved (the village is known for earthquakes). We have passed Besham in the darkness. The people coming from the other side also seem to be looking for Besham. Besham at last.

It’s hardly a lane. Totally surrounded by mountains on all four sides. And it looked very ominous in the right. You could hear a river flowing in the back yard, and a generator throbbing away the night, but could see neither. Lightening flashed in the distant skies. And around midnight the moon rose over the mountains. It was hot in the rooms below so we shared the floor and a couple of Charpal’s on the roof. Then it started raining at 3:30 in the morning. The hotel’s owner was a very decent man. Grumbled a lot for one. Over charged us for everything, for another. And I didn’t like him that much for a third. So we all shifted downstairs.

Day 4

4 ‘0’ clock in the morning. Most of us were wide-awake. There was nothing to do and it was still raining heavily. It was slightly drank and the mountains were just a shade lighter than a dark outline against the 4 ‘0’ clock sky. A couple of Murghas officially flaged off the race to find a place to brush your teeth. The main basin on ground floor was crawling with little green things and the rest of the bathrooms were occupied. (Yes at such an unearthly hour, blame it on the food the night before). So we started singing the official tour song. Pia, Pia, Hamid Pia. Pia, Pia, kuch na kia. Breakfast was followed by a trip to River Indus (It flowed in our backyard, remember. Well the hotel’s backyard well almost the hotel’s back yard). Discovered a lassi wala, whose business boomed for a while after the discovery. We left Besham around eight.

Land slides (It had rained the night before) and waterfalls Yousuf, Maqsood and Sheikh Sahib had found the chess board and were driving each other up the wall. Asad after a while had turned sober (Soberi…) and was trying out a tune on the mouth organ. The yellow stereo was blaring ‘Wild Horses could not drag me away from you… ‘. As for the rest of us, there was a sight around every corner. There were these sheer drops. Roads that could not be called roads. Even caught sight of a snow covered peak for the first time.

We were traveling on the silk route (there was of course nothing silky about it). It has been there for I don’t know how many years. Before even roads existed. And it took ages to reach Hunza (It still takes ages to reach Hunza).
Passed a beautiful bridge overlooking a stream before the Heat struck again. We stopped at a TDCP hotel. Food was for Rs.80 per head. Which was beside the point. There was no cook available. Quite a few of us had reached the core meltdown temperatures’ when we discovered a local refrigeration technique. Wet a towel, put it over your head and go to sloop. It worked for a while. We finally stopped at Chilas for food. The Canned Qourma was uncanned and served. (Thank you all Naqvi, Shuja, and Saleem Qazi). It was some change. There were barren mountains all around us. Just rust colored plain barren mountains as far as you could see and it was hot.

Gilgit11 ‘0’clock in the night. The Chain was formed to offload the baggage. We took showers, changed and came down for food.

Days 5

Early in the morning. The first exploration team went out to discover Gilgit. It’s a nice town. Has one main extended street with shops on both sides. Nice people too. The girls and Hilal Sahib’s family wanted to go shopping so the boys escorted them. And we looked around and around and the green grass grew all round and the green grass grew all round. Around lunch Fakhair came up with the idea to go cycling. Shazi, Maqsood, Fakhir, Salim, Hamid, Hammad, Yousuf and me. We took off and headed towards Gilgit Airport. A road runs parallel to the runway with nothing but a fence and trees between you and the airport. We saw a Fokker take off. Even touched the local jail and the Jinnah Bridge. It was all very peaceful and quite and private with mountains sprinkled everywhere. Salim had to go to the Cant. Its all the way up. A very steep climb. So we huffed and we puffed and we wore ourselves out. Walked cycled, cycled, walked. We were in a bad shape (except Shazi) and Gilgit Cant simply refused to appear. When it finally did, the Major Sahib we (rather Salim was) looking for didn’t We broke up at the Engineer’s Mess. And four of us went with Salim to deliver the package.

On the other side of the valley, opposite the Cant, lies Rakaposhi. One majestic peak rising all the way up, socializing with the clouds. Very proud, very erect, very graceful. The Killer Mountain. We started for home. The Bus was leaving for Polo ground when a very tried trio walked into the hotel. Saw a bit of Polo took group photos and then left for China Yadgar. It’s a graveyard of Chinese Engineers and worker’s who died on this side of the border during the Construction of Shara-e-Karakorum.

Day 6, Day 7

It’s a very interesting ex-perience to take a shower with cold water at 2 a.m. in the morning in Gilgit. Every one else was sleeping except Billy and Hassan. The three of us came up with a plan to wake the whole town up, but more importantly our 37-felow travelers. The plan of course failed but we did succeed in waking Hamid who threatened to do extremely interesting things to the person or persons who works him up. That is if he found out who woke him up in the first place which he never did.

In the morning quite a few people were caught sleeping. If you try to fit in 20 odd young males in a small hall and on 15 mattresses you are bound to come up with very interesting poses. Certain negotiable items were negotiated (what the items were, is for me, Hassan, Wasif and a certain acquaintance of ours, to know and for you to guess) very peacefully and the evidence recorded on a reel. (The reel was mysteriously exposed in equally mysterious circumstances). After the negotiations we left for Hunza. It’s a U shaped valley, a bit more angular, With a band of trees and houses running through it whole length. And surrounded on all sides by snow covered peaks including the Rakaposhi. Hunza was breath-taking Hunza was magnificent. Perhaps one of the most beautiful places in this world. (Can’t say anything about the other words). We were there for lunch, Roamed around and then left for Sost, a border town near the Khunjrab Pass.

Sost. Kheiry was down and out. It was cold. The bus was converted into a multicolored display of sweaters and jackets, mufflers and shawls. We perhaps had the best meal at sost. It was just an ordinary combination of potatoes and peas. But it tasted great and was very filling.

Come next morning and we were off to Khunjrab Pass. When we reached there every one with cameras suddenly went crazy. Groups were formed and flash bulbs flashed. There was a nearby glacier. And quite a few of us wandered off in that direction. Had the first official snowball fight of the season, which was fun. Then the air got to most of use and we turned back. A brief stopover at Sost for food and other allied human shortcomings. After that it was back to Hunza. There was no food, no roties either. So the girls took over the kitchen and the responsibilit6y of feeding their hungry fellow travelers. It was quite an occasion actually. But no one was in the mood of celebration. We’d had a hectic nonstop schedule for the past 6 days and all of us were worn out.

Day 8

Reached Gilgit at noon. The people at Al-Falah Hotel were very cooperative. We were heading for Chilas and none of us was looking forward to this particular part of the journey. It had been extremely hot on the way up and there was no reason on earth way it should be any different now. And as we later found out it wasn’t. Except for the heat and a series of flat tires it was a totally uneventful journey. Kheiri was still recovering.

We had good food. Tried sleeping. The heat didn’t help.

Day 9

Destination Swat. Isa- Khailvi with the blessings of Fakhir began his reign. He was on air most of the time (the yellow portable and the bus stereo). Most of us slept. Shortstop in Besham for food and after that it was full steam ahead to Swat. It was a repeat telecast of the journey from Pindi onwards but none of us got bored. It was beautiful. I know it sounds monotonous but it was beautiful It had started raining in Besham and after two hours it was still raining. The drive down into Swat Valley was full of curves and sharp turns and every now and then one of us would go OHHH! And AHHH! And DAIKHO DAIKHO DAIKHO! And point out whatever caused it to the rest of us. We encountered the stepped fields again. Actually they were there on the way up and down from Hunza too and I guess are a regular feature in that area. Shaikh Sahib was miserable because he had not seen a computer during the last ten days. Mein Nahien Kehta, Log Khetain hain. Hotel Zahoor, Bahrain. Somehow the rains had managed to avoid the tarpaulin and everything was wet. One wet suitcase was off loaded after another. And all our rooms looked like the local Dhobi Ghat. It was a miserable sight. Most of us were wearing the only dry piece of clothing and Bahrain was slightly cold. We locked our rooms and went out to eat.

The most memorable feature of Bahrain was Iqbal Bhai, his hotel and his hospitality. Qeema, Gosht, Bhendi (Hi Hassan…). Good food too.

Day 10

If you are looking for friendly shopkeepers Bahrain is the place for you. A shopping Mania started around 10’0’ clock and by noon every one was out on the main street. There was a Unanl Hakeem who was handing out free advice to everyone (interesting free advice). Some one of us had gone out for a short trek. Even climbed a mountain (Well a small mountain ….. actually a small hill… so what if we didn’t climb it all the way up either). It’s a lovely town with River Swat flowing right through its middle. And this time it was flowing in our hotel’s backyard.

Day 11

Kalaam. It’s a picnic spot. And quite a few people were there. River Swat and it’s left bank. You can sit there for hours (there are stones all around) with the river flowing on your right and knee-deep water surrounding you. So we sat there for hours. Throwing water on each other. Also wished Rahila Happy Birthday. I won’t say anything about the stretch of road that runs between Bahrain and Kalaam because I am out of words. Even if I wasn’t it left quite a few of us speech less. Four of us were traveling on the roof of the bus. We sang, composed new numbers. Screamed ‘Jor tagra razia Khosh bash’ at passing buses. And had a good time. More shopping when we got back to Bahrain.

Day 12, Day 13

We thought Mangora would be just as beautiful as Bahrain and Kalaam. It turned out to be an ordinary city. So we decided to head straight for Pindi. Malakand, Dargai, Attock. Also found out that if you discuss food, in front of people who haven’t seen civilization (rather the food that comes with it) for quite some time, they turn very violent. Kheiri especially.

Pindi finally. It was hot again. The boys shifted to the roof and discovered that it’s an unwritten law of nature, what goes up must come down. Mostly because of rains. We visited the Foundation Office the next day. Met with Mr. Tanvir Rana, The secretary. And then it was Muree all the way.

Muree. Colonial bungalows and Kashmir Point. Had a rendezvous with clouds. Then cut across the Mall and walked all the way unto Pindi Point for the chair lift ride. It was closed. Came back to the Hotel where we were supposed to stay the night. Decided in favour of Islamabad.

Day 14

The Foundation Office in Islamabad. We had a great breakfast. Had a good night sleep on carpeted floors and air-conditioned rooms. The group decided to breakup. One headed for the Conference and the other planned to wait for us in Islamabad. We stopped at Patriata, the hill station on our way to Bara Gali, Peshawar University’s Summer Campus.

Bara Gali (Day 16, 17, 18)

Living in Army barrack, with nothing to do. There are three sessions every day followed by tea, lunch and dinner. A hill stands in front of us completely covered with pine trees. Its cold again but the food is nice (isn’t it always…) and there is nothing to complain about. We attend the Conference during the day, play around with the P/s2’s in the evening and with cards during the night. It’s a great place to relax. Totally Isolated. Went for a trek to Qala Bagh, Auybia the next day and had a campfire the same night. The Professors and the students from Peshawar are very friendly. At night we have a Qahwa session on the stairs of the dinning room. You can see Abbotabad in the valley below

Night of 13th we were back at the Foundation’s Office in Islamabad.

Day 19

Explored Islamabad. Went to see the fireworks in the night. Then walked all the way back to the Bus. Maqsood’s Birthday and all of us were asking for a treat. There was a great tasting cake waiting at the Head Quarters.

Day 20, 21

Pindi Station.Tezgam. The ride back home wasn’t much fun. Uneventful too. Cards and books. Last requests on the yellow portable. ‘Kali teri choti hai, paranda tera lal ni’ (Hi again Hassan), Wild Horses … , Junoon, Vital Sings and Esa Khailvi. Reached Karachi around noon.

Just a little note for those of you who chose to stay behind. You missed it.

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